10 Dirty Texts to Send Him and Seduce Him Tonight

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Let’s clear the air. I intend to arm you with sexy, dirty texts to drive your boyfriend or husband wild.

If digital sexy comments is something you want to master then keep reading.

However, if you find it insulting then please go read this post of mine instead.

10 Sweet Romantic Love Text Messages to Emotionally Connect with Him

Or if you are not in a relationship right now, but still want to check out these sexy texts then just be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.

Please be certain that you want sexual relations with a man before entering a committed relationship.

I’m telling you this as a guy that moving too fast with us sexually, no matter how much we tell you we want to see you more or spend more time with you, we could suddenly change our minds.

But done correctly, knowing my 3-step sexting formula could have him eating right out of your hands and get him to follow your lead.

Also, check out my uber-popular post 10 Flirty Texts to Make Him Chase (nearly 9,000 shares) too.

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And if you are under 18 years of age then definitely EXIT this post, though.

The dirty texts I reveal in this post will help you accomplish some, perhaps all of the following with your man depending on your circumstances:

• Re-spark hot lustful passion into your fleeting sex life
• Dominate his feelings against his will 😉 (in a good way of course)
• Plant naughty visuals in his head that he cannot undo
• Put him in the mood really quick

And if you’re on-board for that then you might find this study interesting that claims to find a connection between sexting and sexual satisfaction.

Sound good?

Yes? Keep reading.

Sound too hot for you to handle right now?

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10 Dirty Texts to Send Your Boyfriend/Husband…

…(to Gain Unfair Sexual Advantage Over Him)

In this post, I have created text conversations to show you how to get things flirty quickly.

At the bottom of this post, I’ve created some Personalized Dirty Texts that you can customize for your boyfriend or husband.

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[ATTENTION: If you NEVER send dirty texts to each other then I would only choose the safest of these to try. Or try the dirtiest ones at your own risk. ]

He may be taken by surprise so do not be surprised if he does not know how to respond.

Dirty Texts Category 1:

Wicked Visuals

These are innocent dirty texts.

Innocent in that they look like you do not realize how erotic you sound.

But you did realize it, ha.

And it’s so hot.

These Wicked Visuals dirty texts do not ask him questions.

They do not aim to add to a conversation, instead their primary goal is to plant a seductive visual in his head that he cannot undo.

Innocently dropping in sexy sayings is a SUPER TURN ON to us guys.

Example #1

Him: “What are you doing babe?”

You: “One moment hun. Dripping wet from taking a shower. Gotta walk through the house naked to grab a towel from the dryer. Hope the neighbors don’t see me. Ha, ha, ha.”

You: “Hey handsome, question.”

Him: “Yeah, what is it honey?”

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Example #2

You: “Babe something happened.”

Him: “What?”

You: “I was shaving, well, down there and… Never mind.”

Him: “Well, now you have to finish telling me.”

You: “Well, I sort of accidently touched myself.”

Him: “Ok? And what about it?”

You: “I sort of liked it. And then couldn’t stop until I finished.”

Him: “Honey, great. Now I’m hard thinking about it and can’t do anything about it since I’m working.”

You: “Well, I was thinking I could try your finger instead tonight.”

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Dirty Texts Category 2:

Seductive Questions

Always aim to make him visualize something erotic.

In these dirty texts we will ask a question this time.

No accidentally looking innocent here.

Just straight provocative erotic texts.

Dirty Texts Example #3

“I’m only wearing one piece of clothing. Guess which one it is?”

Dirty Texts Example #4

Him: “Honey what you up to?”

You: “Um, I don’t know.”

Him: “What do you mean you don’t know?”

You: “Well, on the bed right now. Just got out of the shower. Um, never mind.”

Him: “Woah, wait. What? Tell me.

You: “Would you get mad if I touched myself while we texted?”

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Dirty Texts Category 3:

Naughty Imagination

Who doesn’t like to use their imagination- especially if it’s naughty?

Create made-up erotic situations.

This is part of the art of flirting.

Again, remember to get him to visualize.

Imagery is key in dirty texts.

Tease him, especially if he is working.

Build up his sexual tension until the point of explosion.

Dominate him.

Example #5

(WARNING! SUPER DIRTY)

You: “Honey. Can I ask you a question?”

Him: “Yeah, sure. What is it?”

You: “Ha, ha. Um, if I rubbed your penis like a magic lamp would a genie pop out to give me two more wishes?”

Example #6

You: “You promise you won’t get mad?”

Him: “Why? Did something happen?”

You: “Maybe.”

Him: “What?”

You: “Well. If I undressed in front of our bedroom window with the blinds up, would you get jealous if the neighbors peeked?”

Him: “S***, did you?”

You: “It was accident. Then I saw Bob walking outside.”

Example #7

You: “It’s kind of naughty, maybe I shouldn’t.”

Him: “Well, now you gotta tell.”

You: “Ok. If we were driving and my hand suddenly appeared on your thigh would you act like a devil or a saint?”

Him: “Hmm? Are the kids in the car?”

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Dirty Texts Category 4: Sexy Damsel in Distress

As you might have noticed, I’ve mostly given you all of these dirty texts within a conversation.

I believe that is more helpful to you since you may have to get his attention first, rather than go straight to seduction.

Although I will create another erotic text message post with just single-message texts that you can turn your man on with.

Example #8

Him: “Honey what you up to?”

You: “One sec honey, got a serious problem.”

Him: “What is it? Can I help?”

You: “Just finished showering, need to run to the room to get my panties. Only wearing a bra.”

Example #9

(WARNING! SUPER DIRTY!)

Him: “Hey cutie. What’re you doing?”

You: “Well, I’m frustrated, if you really want to know.”

Him: “Why?”

You: “I’m pruning for you, and ran into a small problem.”

Him: “Huh? What are you talking about?”

You: “I’m shaving and no matter how much I spread my legs in front of this mirror I can’t seem to get this last bit. Wanna help? Ha, ha.”

Example #10

Him: “Hey, babe, everything fine at home?”

You: “Well, I put myself into a predicament.”

Him: “What happened?”

You: “Well, I did some laundry and then silly me didn’t realize I put all my t-shirts in the wash.”

Him: “Silly.”

You: “Now I’ve been walking around the house half-naked with full boobs exposed. And then I made a discovery.”

Him: “What was it?’

You: “I kind of like walking around like this. Thinking about taking off the rest of my clothes.”

How would you like to personalize your own sexy and dirty texts for you man?

Let’s take a look at a few.

(Personalized) Dirty Texts Examples to Send Your Boyfriend or Husband

Bring Back the Romance with Your Man

Want to customize a sexy text message to your man to make him feel special and super charged to run home for some mind-boggling erotic sex?

Check out my following dirty text scripts.

In fact, if you like these then you should download my free eBook The Dirty Text Switch with a collection of some of my best sexy text examples to turn on your man right now!

Customized Dirty Texts Script #1

Think of a Picture of Him that Drives You Wild

One of the best ways to seduce your man involves creating erotic visuals in his head, as you already know.

But another element to introduce to your seduction game is making him feel like he does something unique or has a special quality or trait that drives you insane for him.

Us men want to feel special to you.

We want you to only have eyes for us.

So, think of a picture he sent you or of one you took of him that makes your legs shake ever time you look at it.

Then follow this dirty text script by filling in the blank (you’ll see how) …

You: If I shared a dirty little secret about you that drives me wild would you blush or would it just grow your ego?

(Wait for Him to Answer)

Him: Well, that depends on what the secret is.

(Trust me he is aching to find out what your secret is despite his coy, relaxed reply).

You: Do you remember that pic of you dressed up in your suit and tie before we headed to my cousin’s wedding?

[Your Customized Version] Choose one of his pics in your mind that drives you wild for him.

“Do you remember that pic of you (describe the pic here) ?

Him: Yeah, I remember.

You: Well, I love that pic, it sort of did things to me yesterday when I stared at it.

Him: Oh, yeah!!?? What did it do?

(Okay, this is where you must decide just how seductive and dirty you want to get.)

You: Well, I don’t want to turn you on too much, but I may have brought out a little toy of mine and taken it for a test ride while checkin’ you out.

[Your Customized Version] Fill in the blank below with how the pic makes you feel or what you did to yourself while looking at it.

“Well, I don’t want to turn you on too much, but, it (describe how it made you feel or what you did to yourself). I couldn’t help myself. That pic really turns me on.”

Him: Super turned on now! I can’t see you fast enough now.

Did you like that exercise?

If you did you might want to check out my free flirty text quizzes to put your text skills to the test. Click here to get more info on my flirty text quizzes.

Now let’s check out another customizable sexy text script you can fill out to seduce your boyfriend or husband.

Customized Dirty Texts Script #2

Think of Something He Recently Did or Said to You

I like to make it simple for you to create your own flirty and seductive text messages.

The best way to teach you is through a easy-to-follow formula.

First, grab your free copy of my The Dirty Text Switch then after you download you’ll see the option to also grab a copy of my 3-Step Sexting Formula. Click here for more information.

You probably have noticed the pattern I stick to in my flirty text messages that work with us men- focus on how he makes you feel.

We want to feel that we know how to make you feel good.

Otherwise, we do not stand out from other men.

So, think of something he said or did to you recently that made you shiver with excitement. If you struggle to do so, don’t fret, just check out my example below.

You: How do you do it? What’s your secret trick to turn me on so easily you little tiger?

(Wait for him to answer)

Him: Huh? Do what? What do I do?

You: The way you touch me, babe, like the way you wrapped your hands around my shoulders after we got home for dinner the other night.

[Your Customized Version] Fill in the blank below with how he did that turned you on.

“The way you touch me, babe, like the way you (describe a way that he touched you) the other night when we (describe the time).”

You: It made me tingle inside, and now I can’t stop fantasizing about something … yum!

Him: Woh! What did you fantasize about?

You: Let’s just say it involves those manly hands of yours cupping and graspong certain sensitive zones on my body.

[Your Customized Text Version] Fill in the blank below to describe how the way he touched you made you feel.

“Let’s just say (describe what you want to do to him or what you want him to do to you).“

Him: Umm, yummy!

Like those customizable seductive texts to send your man?

Check out this brand new section on this post full of copy-and-paste erotic text messages to send your boyfriend or husband.

*New* Erotic, Seductive Text Messages to Send Your Man (Copy-and-Paste)

WARNING! These dirty texts get awfully naughty.

If you can’t take the heat don’t get mad at me.

Please exit now!

However, if getting a bit naughty feels good right now and you don’t mind teasing your man then YOU WILL LOVE THESE kinky text messages.

Spice up your sex life with these sexy text messages.

Just copy-and-paste them, then send!

You might need to warm him up first with the strategies taught in my free eBook the Dirty Text Switch before sending them.

And don’t be afraid to master your text skills with my Flirty Text Goddess Quizzes.

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Dirty Texts Examples #1 (Copy-and-Paste)

Wicked Visuals

Please have an open mind before sending these.

One of the quickest and easiest ways to turn on your man is through vivid imagery.

He cannot UNSEE what you write.

Tease him, have fun.

Don’t be surprised if he replies rather fast.

It doesn’t even matter if you do what you say in the text. Show him who’s boss!

• “Don’t mind if I walk around the house panty-less, do you? It’s just too damn hot.”
• “Oh, there they are. Finally found my panties. Now I can finally finish getting dressed.”
• “Wow! These big tits of mine are just too damn big! Think I should reduce them hun?”
• “Oh, there’s my little toy. Let’s test if it’s still as good as I remember. Oh, yeah! Oh WOW!” Yep!
• “Either my tits got bigger or I need a new bra. One sec. Let me remove it.”

Dirty Texts Examples #2 (Copy-and-Paste)

Seductive Questions

One of the best ways to tease your boyfriend or husband is with irresistible, naughty questions.

Questions and vivid imagery tend to get the fastest responses from us men.

Again, if you don’t think of yourself as the naughty type then maybe you should exit this blog post or check out my 10 Sweet Romantic Texts for Men post.

• “If I sent you erotic text messages while you’re at work, it wouldn’t bother you, right?”
• “You don’t mind me touching my nipples when we talk, do you? Or would you prefer I stop?”
• “I’m sorry honey. Does it bother you that I like sex too much, does it?”
• “Got a strange question babe. If I massaged your thigh close to your penis while driving, would that be too much for you?”
• “I know you’re working now, but would it embarrass you to admit that I’m thinking about your penis right now?”
• “Hey, hun. Can you stop thinking about my nipple in your mouth for once? Ha, ha! Can’t unsee it, can you?”

Dirty Texts Examples #3 (Copy-and-Paste)

Naughty Imagination

Get his imagination racing.

Create imaginary situations and ask bad-girl questions or ball-throbbing comments.

Give him yummy choices so that he interacts.

• “Would it offend you to watch some girl-on-girl videos tonight? Just want to see if you could touch me the same way and make me scream?”
• “Kind of want to try something different tonight. You wouldn’t mind if I sat on your face with no panties while we watched Netflix, would you?”
• “I hope you don’t think I’m too dirty, but if I jerked you off while driving, would you let me? It’s kind of a fantasy of mine.”
• “Sorry to interrupt work honey, but I don’t feel like cooking tonight? Would you rather just eat my pussy smothered in whipped cream for dessert instead?”

Dirty Texts Examples #4 (Copy-and-Paste)

Damsel in Distress

These dirty texts dirtier than you thought?

Well, don’t stop now.

We men can never resist helping a lady in need.

This time, though, we’ll get a bit kinky instead.

• “Honey, sorry to interrupt work. But my pussy itches, can you come home and rub it?”
• “Damn! Can’t seem to find my bras or panties anywhere. Think you could come help me look for them? Or would you get too distracted?”
• “What can I tell you? It’s just that time of the month. That time when I need you to run home and pound me doggy style!”
• “Psst! Honey, while the kids are on Playstation, sneak into the bathroom. I need you to come clean up a wet spot down there- with your tongue!”

Hope you liked my seductive text message examples.

Sorry if these dirty texts were a little too spicy for you.

But don’t say that I didn’t warn you.

More dirty texts are to come.

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